Monday Morning Munchies

“I say I can COOK – Call, Order and Offer Kindly.”

“Man rapes injured cow- guess who’s the ANIMAL here.”

“Someone told me that the key to be happy is not to judge others, but I guess passing an opinion without evidence is more dangerous.”

“Similarity between a camel and (some of) our politicians- camels spit to signal ‘self-defense’ and politicians spit words because ‘they have no sense’.”

“Beef is banned, AIB is banned, India’s daughter is banned. Our ban-friendly Government, please ban the word ‘democracy’; the good one.”

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